Thursday, July 29, 2010

Future Career Options

What do you think Cooper has the best chance of a successful career in?

A. Truck Driver

B.  Florist
C.  Artist
D.  Jailkeeper

No Joke story.  This is Lukey's "time out" spot.  Cooper was getting mad because he was coming out of the shower-->a big no-no!
Next thing I know, I come in and Cooper had rigged my mom's crutch up on the toilet so Luke couldn't get out.  
Who does that?
I laughed so hard, thank goodness Luke thought it was funny also! 

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Casting Call

I just applied to be casted on this show.  First time I've ever done something like this.  Since I put that the strangest thing about me is that I'm Mormon-I don't think I'll get a callback.  I feel somewhat emboldened, however.  I also feel annoyed because they asked a lot of ridiculous questions.  For example, How would you rate yourself on being able to tempt the opposite sex?  I put "1-Never Done It".  It made me laugh.  Only because it's true.

For the Funnies

I found this post at Suburban Snapshots Blog and TOTALLY related.  I know most of you can.  So, for your enjoyment...

Why Having a Toddler is
Like Being at a Frat Party*

*I've never been to a frat party but my mind can paint a pretty vivid picture of one!

10. There are half-full, brightly-colored plastic cups on the floor in every room. Three are in the bathtub.

9. There's always that one girl, bawling her eyes out in a corner.

8. It's best not to assume that the person closest to you has any control over their digestive function.

7. You sneak off to the bathroom knowing that as soon as you sit down, someone's going to start banging on the door.

6. Probably 80% of the stains on the furniture contain DNA.

5. You've got someone in your face at 3 a.m. looking for a drink.

4. There's definitely going to be a fight.

3. You're not sure whether anything you're doing is right, you just hope it won't get you arrested.

2. There are crumpled-up underpants everywhere.

1. You wake up wondering exactly how and when the person in bed with you got there.

Check In

Yes, I'm here.  I just find myself increasingly lazy and the more I procrastinate posting the easier it is to keep procrastinating.  Maybe taking this baby step will help me to take a grown-up step.  Maybe.