Day 6
Another Day at Sea.
More circles. ‘Nuff said. Just kidding.
Today is in fact another Day at Sea.
Upon waking up (to those dadgum chairs at 5:30), I did my traditional typing away in the morning, went
back to the room, where Emily was actually still sleeping. We then went and did some treadmill work up
in the Cloud 9 Spa for about 20 minutes.
That was followed by the usual buffet breakfast in the Lido Café.
While we were there in the Lido Café, we were just talking
about how much debt we are in (we are in the middle of the ocean and this is
what we talked about, we are weird), in the meantime Emily’s mind began to
wander, thinking anything from: hoping that she saw someone stranded at sea so
that we could save them, then she thought how could someone survive out in the
middle of the ocean, then to sharks would definitely get them, to maybe those
sharks right there would eat them. Yes,
she somehow spotted not just one shark, but 2 in the middle of nowhere, just
looking over the side. Being as high up
as we were, 100+ feet up, those sharks had to be at least 8’ long, quite
possibly 10’+. That was a great sighting
by Emily!
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This is what it looked like, but there were 2. |
We thought that it would be fun to play a few games after
breakfast. So we went to deck #10 by the
hot tubs, and played some “speed Scrabble”, some “Rummikub”, and “Spot
It”. It was fun to be able to do
something besides reading by a pool on a cot in the middle of the day while the
sun is burning me, so I was grateful for that.
When we finished with the games, I headed down to the cabin to take a
little nap. Right before I laid down,
the cruise director got on the PA system and said that they were doing the
Newlywed Game in the Spectacular Theater in just a couple of minutes.
One thing that has been very lackluster on this ship at the
Day at Sea is the activities. It seems
like there are not very many activities.
That is one thing that I remember most about our previous cruises was
all of the activities, from ice skating to rock climbing, from dodge ball to
basketball tournaments, from trivia games to poolside activities, etc, etc,
etc. This cruise they have had very few
activities (possibly not very well advertised).
I decided to take Gary
up on that PA announcement, and today I went to the Spectacular Theater, to
watch the Newlywed Game. It was actually
the funniest thing that I have seen in a long time. They got 3 couples up on stage, from 5 days
married, to 16 years married, to 47 ½ years married. The cruise director, Gary (remember this is Gary the Cruise Director, not Gary my father-in-law!), asked the women 10
questions while the men were in the back.
With the men still in the back and the ladies having finished answering,
Gary proceeded
to ask the men the same questions and their responses were heard only by
microphone. The best two were as
follows:
Gary:
If there was a parrot in your bedroom, what would be the one word/phrase that
is repeated so many times that he would learn to say it?
5-day Married: That’s a tough one…
Man up in the front row started clapping really loudly and
quickly (as if that was the guy’s response).
Gary looked at the guy thinking he was
crazy, and then it hit Gary
what he was doing, and he bent over in hysteria. It was hilarious!
Next question:
Gary:
If your husband was stranded on a deserted island, who would he rather spend
the remainder of his days with, a nun or a hooker?
47 ½ year Married: If I say hooker I’m afraid I’ll get Nun!
Ha ha!
After the show, I did go back to take a nap, and I had been
sleeping for about an hour when Emily came back into the room after having read
by the pool, on a cot, soaking up the sun’s rays. She came back to get ready for dinner a
little early because it was “formal” night, and she was going to do the hair
and make-up for the little ladies, and for Becky.
Upon finishing dinner, we went to the “El Morocco Lounge”,
and watched a comedian. He is the voice
for one of the Transformers, one of the 2 crazy Autobots that are
brothers. Anyway, he was really
funny. It was standing room only, and
Emily couldn’t make it the whole time, so she went back to the cabin. When the comedian was done, I went to get
Emily so we could go to the main show of the evening in the Spectacular SpectacularTheater, it was “Fiesta Latina” night, featuring the ship’s
dancers/singers.
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El Morocco Lounge |
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Spectacular Spectacular |
Before we left though,
we had to see if Michael Phelps would get his 21st Olympic Medal in
the 100 m Butterfly. He did, and in
great fashion with the Gold! Go USA!
We were a few minutes late getting to the show, and upon our
arrival we realized this show was going to keep with the “Boob Cruise” theme,
we saw several of the dancer’s butts because they thought it necessary to wear
thongs under their dresses. We got up
and left after 5 minutes. I am so sick
of the stuff that gets passed on as being “family friendly” these days. I will file a formal complaint to Carnival.
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Boob Cruise! |
From here we went back to the room and changed into
swimsuits and hopped in the hot tub (it is actually a warm tub). They had the Olympics playing on the
big-screen on the Lido Deck. I am so
grateful that we were able to get the Olympics, the only bad thing was that the
channels that are picked up by the ship were channels from Miami/South Florida. I personally dislike Miami,
so it is hard to see commercials that remind me of Miami.
I know a lot of you are thinking, “How can he dislike Miami?”
A few of you know why, and I would have to write a completely different
“book” for the reasons, so I will just say that I have worked down there on
several occasions, and there have been several incidents that have led me to
this hatred of that city. I will leave
it at that.
We came back to the cabin and slept. End of Day at Sea, not a horrible day by any
means, and I am grateful for that.
Tomorrow is Day at Sea #2, hopefully not too many circles! Maybe I’ll go swimming or try the slide
again. Till tomorrow.
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The Slide! |
Day 7
Our final day aboard the Carnival Splendor. I guess I am kind of grateful. I am really beginning to miss the boys. It is hard to be away from them for so
long. Today on the ship was our final
Day at Sea. It was actually a nice day,
even though we didn’t do a whole lot. We
woke up, again to the scraping sound of chairs being moved across the Lido Deck
right above our heads at 5:45. I
couldn’t go back to sleep, so I left Emily in the room to so she could sleep,
and I headed down to the Casino for my journal typing time. I wish that I would have had a laptop with me
on the last cruise, because it has been so much easier to recall events from
the same day, or the day prior, as opposed to trying to remember it from a week
after it all happened. Oh well, it
wouldn’t have lasted too long either because we had no power to recharge the
battery!
I went and typed, and then read for about an hour and a
half, then came back to the room. Em
woke up just a few minutes later and began reading, so I lay down too and
started to read. An hour and a half
later she woke me up from a very deep sleep.
I guess I was still a little tired.
We got ready for the day and headed up to Lido
to eat some breakfast. As we were
sitting there, Emily (our master shark spotter) did it again and saw some other
things—we couldn’t identify them 100%.
However, we did some dorsal fins, shark or dolphin—we don’t know—we also
spotted something that looked like what Emily called octopus legs, I’ll let you
be the judge:
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Original Photo (Look in the middle, on the left side) |
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Zoomed in....20,000 leagues Under the Sea |
We were completely oblivious to time as we were mesmerized
by the ocean and all of the creatures and things we were seeing. We finally decided to get up and go play a
few games. We played Canasta with Becky
and Emma until lunch time, which usually means going to the 24 hour pizza bar,
or the hamburger/hot dog stand. I will
say that it was so nice to have choices of food this time compared to the
obligatory lettuce sandwich from the Cruise of 2010. That ice cream machine would have been the
death of me if we were to stay another week.
We definitely did not eat very healthy, and with the elevators working
this cruise, and us being one floor under the buffet, I think I definitely put
on a few pounds!
After our game of Canasta, which Emily will say she won (we
didn’t even actually finish), I headed down to our room for a
Day-at-Sea-Time-Passing-Nap in lieu of circles. I awoke a
couple of hours later and headed out to find my wife. I found her actually very quickly, which has
not been the norm. She was sitting in
the corner reading, so I stuck my head out the open window to see if I could
spot any cool animals. I didn’t. I did see a pallet floating in the open
water. I really hope that no one was on
it a day or two previous. About 5
minutes later I saw a little piece of wood that looked like it had come off of
the pallet. I guess my eyes just aren’t
as tuned to seeing the fish like Emily’s are.
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The Dork in Person! |
As the cruise was winding down, we thought that we would
take advantage of the mini-golf course aboard.
It is up on the highest deck possible.
That means it is windy! The ship
usually goes around 18-20 knots (which in English is about 23 mph, or in real
English 37.04 kmh), in addition to the headwind that was blowing right into our
face on the front 4 ½, and it made for a nice tailwind on the back 4 ½. I think I got longest drive on hole #7,
called the longest plank, at a whoppin’ 4 yards! The final hole we finished tied. I recommended that we do a playoff to see who
the real winner is, and she said “No way, I won that because in golf girls
usually score more points so therefore I am the winner!” If you can explain that one to me I would
really appreciate it, because to this day I don’t think that reasoning works.
After the controversial golf game, we went back to the room
to get ready for our final dinner aboard the Splendor. The Olympics were on the TV, and we watched
Michael Phelps swim his final event ever in the Olympics, his 24th
race in 4 Olympics. The guy is
absolutely amazing at what he does, not only did he win his 22nd
medal out of 24 events, the guy took his 18th GOLD! I can’t imagine that number will ever be
broken, that is a piece of history, and that is why I had to put it in the
journal. That way everyone knows how
cool I am for watching history made on a TV aboard a ship called the
Splendor. Absolutely splendid!
This being the last night, we had to pack up our bags and
leave them in the hallway so they could round them up and have them waiting for
us when we got off the ship. It was
great way to end the cruise, great food, good entertainment (Becky wins the
gold for Wizard, she won’t hesitate to take anyone out of that game in a
hurry!), great company. All in all it
was a great cruise. We got to use our
onboard credit for the mandatory tips that you don’t know about until you get
your card statement, so thank you to Carnival for paying the tip for us (well,
some of it anyway). I now bid adieu to
Carnival…forever! Thank you to anyone
reading this and taking the time out of your busy lives, it means a lot (even
if this is me reading it in 20 years).
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Adios Carnival! |